Audio Technica lavalier microphone. *mumble* peer pressure *mumble*.
Yep, now you'll have to endure my presence in a whole new dimension: mono audio.
But let me run the input through some 3D sound software, it'll add dimensions like you've never heard before !
Which makes perfect sense as speech actually comes from a mono speaker aka mouth, not a stereo one. Does a stereo microphone even exist on the consumer market?