But wait, there's more...
I'm also going to take back my "decently executed" assessment of the woodwork (It has quite a few structural and workmanship issues). As a professional carpenter, the more I look at it, the more I think it looks like the underside of a sink or a mechanical room.
If it had been cleaner I would actually like it. I don't hate the idea, though. It just looks like the inside of a kitchen sink cabinet the way it is currently done. If it had been tightened up and made to be more industrial looking, I think it'd be pretty.