update: christ I hate desoldering. Tried more with flux + solder wick, got the (I'm hoping structural, 'cause I fucked up one of the pads and I don't know what else they would be) big terminals out, inadvertently disassembled/destroyed the pot, then broke off the small terminals from in in the hope that the individual bits left would be easier to remove. Which... may still be true, but no success so far. Also, stabbed myself in the thumb with a hot iron which smarts a bit. So really, things are going great! Will probably get back to trying to rip out the short terminals in a bit and if I can manage that, then will solder in some wires and test the attenuator.
I'm sure somebody who's used a soldering iron much at all would not have an issue with this, but it ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no competent one. All I've done soldering-wise is fuck around with arduinos and build a few keyboards, which, y'know, pretty trivial.
(As a side note that may amuse people who know electronics at all, I spent about 45 minutes trying to find a datasheet for the existing pot that actually listed what the ground/in/out terminals are so I would know what to wire things to. Then I had the BRAINWAVE that maybe that shit is standardized, and lo and behold, turns out 'tis. [And then I briefly wondered how to figure out which channel was which on the existing so I could wire the same before the incredible pointlessness of that concern came to me.])