Crippling actuation force, key spacing that requires hands the size of car tyres to reach comfortably, keycaps with no angle, no character labels, and the whole thing sits a good 10cm off your desk to make room for the backs of the buttons. But an unprecedented 12 RGB LEDs per key, and therefore 12x better for gaming! It's the keyboard everybody wants to have, but nobody wants to use!
Actually, the button is less than 2cm tall, so maybe profile wouldn't have to be that tall if cabling can be figured out. Amd on a normal keyboard, key spacing is 19.05mm, so a 16mm vandal switch might not be that big of a problem. Wanna try making that a thing?