RGB…Red…Green… Blue… It might be killing your CPU’s performance! Yes those glorious lights were once thought to actually boost your CPU’s max turbo, increase your RAM, double your SSD speed, and triple your accuracy. Scary new rumors…ahem…information has now come to light that RGB is actually not the greatest and most important thing ever. Read the scary headline of actually crippling your CPUs performance! Isn’t it just possible?!
This was so important when I heard it that I immediately sent my kids to military school to have more time to test. Well, military daycare for the 1 year old. Either way I needed to know. After an exhaustive 30 exhausting minutes of slamming Mountain Dews , meth, and Pop Rocks, I discovered the info in this chart!
It’s…beautiful….and matched the colors I was now seeing on everything! Did you know toilet paper can talk? It’s not happy about what you do to it.
First, clearly Noctue has failed us. They had the lowest awesome factor of any of these companies. ThermalTaken though just absolutely kicked ass. They didn’t even need LEDs to get RGBs. They painted RGB straight on their products!
The Corvair testing is on the board but not accurate because the damn thing just broke down and threw it to the side of a road.
Gigglebytes and Ace-Xus were almost neck and neck with a solid something percent separating them.
Now to find out how how it effects the performance of my test bed Pentium MMX. Unfortunately, when I tried to find an RGB header on the Socket 7 board I couldn’t. I stuck a screwdriver in the power supply and got some sparks that started as white and turned red and smokey though. I’m pretty sure the storage drive was the problem though because it kept making clicking noises.
I’ll have more info once the acid kicks in.
