Behold a Taobao case. Bought it with a 500 watt "platinum" PSU. It is one of the smallest cases I've ever had the frustration of building in, but completely worth it to marvel upon afterwards.
Components:
Ryzen 2700X
Gigabyte AB350N Wifi
MSI Aero ITX 1070
2x16GB DDR4 G.Skill 3200 RAM (Hynix M-Die, able to hit 3200 with some tweaking)
Cryorig C7 x Noctua NF-A9x14 PWM fan + two NF-A4x20 PWM fans, all adapters from forg0t on ebay
FlexATX 500W platinum PSU (优特诚 老y FLEX电源 台达500W 1U电源 )
1tb NVMe XPG SX8200 SSD
2x Velkase VF-8010 fans from @VELKASE Michael 's ebay store
There was no manual for this case, so it was a trial and error process. I will say that there are a lot of gotchas where you will have to undo everything if you didn't have the forethought of putting or wiring something beforehand. Here is the rest of the imgur album, with some comments on difficulty at some point.