Behold, the much requested EYPC 7002 (not quite) ITX board! The ROMED4ID-2T!
Well, it's the new Deep-ITX form factor, not to be confused with DTX.
https://www.asrockrack.com/general/productdetail.asp?Model=ROMED4ID-2T#Specifications
Plus you will need a few of these for those slimline U.2...