CPU Ultimate RGB

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Newegg has, for today only, launched their new RGB CPU

iBrite SPECIFICATIONS:

• Cores: 100
• Threads: 200
• DDR5 RAM support: Sure, probably.
• FireQuark fabrication process. This CPU is literally made of quarks!
• I mean, everything is made of quarks but you get what I'm saying.
• Base clock: 1.4 PHz
• Overclock capable, but doing so might create a small black hole inside your CPU (and void your warranty).
• Socket LGA1151 compatible. We're as surprised as you are.

iBrite FEATURES:

• Premium hot glue-based construction.
• RGB lighting capable.
• But like, literally only Red, Green, and Blue. Just those three in the base model.
• You can pay for more colors. People like microtransactions, right?
• Know what? We're doing RGB loot boxes now.
• Also, don't de-lid these. Seriously. You'll break all the RGB.
• And you'll hurt our feelings.
• Includes a free copy of LawBreakers.

 

[VegetableStu]

those guys may joke, but I'm still waiting on someone who's going to solder LEDs onto the CPU substrate itself ._.